Pink hair chalk #WhyNot
I let myself into peoples homes and scare the heck out of them when they return.
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
what the fuck
Im still convinced this entire movie was a mass hallucination
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
Bored at work with Snoop Robbie Rob #MCM #GettingPaidToStandAround (at Moe’s Original BBQ)
The joke’s on both of you
You end up dating each other
When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates